However, Mario's Father was apparently disgusted at his appearance and tried to kill Mario with a combat knife to "prevent it from laying eggs." This incident was accidentally photographed by either his mother or a doctor for his celebration card, where Mario was mistaken for a girl. Mario himself debunked this story, as the book detailing this was written by some hobo.Īccording to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, he was born in 1928 in Italy. After taking refuge in a dumpster, SMG4 found the two brothers and offered them jobs. While on a playground, Mario reproduced (due to a problem in his genetic makeup) and gave birth to Luigi (which would make him Luigi's birthparent). Throughout the years, many different versions of Mario's backstory had been told, each of them contradicting his real one as well as each other.Īccording to Super Mario 64 Bloopers: How Mario was Born, he was born out of a cosmic event and crashed in Nintendo's headquarters. Mario then offered SMG4 a room for him in Peach's Castle. They later dumped SMG4's Guardian Pod into the Dark Web and accepted everyone had already become mentally unstable due to the Guardian Pod's influence. When SMG3 chased SMG4 for calling him stupid, Mario told the camera to not do drugs. One day, while SMG4 was filming Mario and Bowser spinning, they witnessed the arrival of SMG3 in his own Guardian Pod.
SMG4 then realized the potential he has by recording Mario’s antics and from then on, they become an iconic duo. This restored Mario’s sanity, but still left him quite stupid. SMG4, seeing this, proceeded to record Mario and post it online. Mario proceeded to get naked and threw the princess far into the sky, causing her to get furious with the plumber and thus becoming a naggy, bossy and selfish "friend" of his, and consequently ending their love relationship as well. Mario attempted to come closer to the Guardian Pod until it zapped him, turning him into a retarded glitchy parody of himself. They went over to inspect the Guardian Pod. After the events of Super Mario 64, Mario and Peach, who still loved each other at the time, witnessed SMG4's Guardian Pod crash-landed in the Kingdom. Out of curiosity, Mario ate the spaghetti, finding it so tasty that he became obsessed with the food ever since and grew a mustache.Īs revealed in SMG4: SMG4's Origins, Mario was once a normal intelligent plumber who was heroic and protective of Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser.
The shell bounced back and hit the table with the spaghetti plate. Mario, annoyed with Bowser, kicked him away with a Koopa Troopa Shell the future king of Koopa's threw at him. When Peach rejected the gift, an angered Bowser proceeded to grab her and hold her hostage. As they were too small to get to the table, they used numerous objects around to climb up to the table, (including a young Old Man Hobo, whose hair was accidentally burned out by Bowser) but upon Bowser noticing Princess Peach walking by, he became smitten with her and sabotaged the plan by taking one of the dolls Mario was using to climb to the table and giving it to her as a present. As revealed in SMG4: Mario Babies, Mario was friends with Bowser in kindergarten, until they started fighting over a plate of spaghetti on a table.
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